It's hard to say

Wednesday, February 07, 2007

Your motioncity ?

Tell me that you're alright


Okay hello, i am sooo busy these days. oohhhkk.


if a monkey grabs u dont grab the monkey
if u loose a friend make a new one they aint comin back
if yer goldfish is just sleepin it isnt goldfish dont sleep
if the ground is shaking dont assume its an earth quake it might be some fat guy
if u like cracking yer knuckles then stop now u might loose a finger


:)


GOODBYE

Friday, January 26, 2007

Everytime we meet

9 Things i Hate about people. ( pretty random )
HAH i found this, I THINK ITS DAMN FUNNY.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their ass!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid £6 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks: "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumass?